Some naughty little monkey has gone and caused all sorts of unwanted trouble in PR land.
Murder polis! It must be serious?
Indeed it is. The ne’er do well has only gone and threatened the status quo by – sharp intake of breath – using Freedom of Information legislation to find out exactly why the Scottish Government has chosen the six agencies appointed to its PR roster.
Well, today I can deliver an exclusive, by unmasking the bounder who is posing such a threat to the very fabric of the Scottish PR industry.