Despondent England team photographed departing Wembley

England Leave Wembley

This dropped in my email with the message: “Not that I want to rub it in…”

I full expected to open it and find a picture of the overpaid England stars involved in some sort of unseemly spat outside the new Wembley stadium.

With thanks to David Connor. Whose sport writing career aspirations probably won’t be taking him over the border then! (unless this counts as Gonzo journalism?).

Then that email was followed 10 minutes later by this one:

ALERT: Tom Tom are recalling 1,550,000 of their sat nav units

Apparently England can’t be found anywhere in Europe.


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