It’s not so very long ago I still had to go on the odd stake out and sit for hours at a time outside the home of some minor celeb/conman/love rat who had attracted the attention of Her Majesty’s press.
So I know the picture of the attached, er, receptacle, will strike a chord with those journos and photographers who still regularly find themselves on doorstep jobs that can last all day.
Twleve inches long, “spill proof” and with a special, ahem, laydee adaptor, this should be a part of every reporter’s “overnight bag/stake out kit”, along with the wellies, waterproofs, change of clothes, flask, mini binoculars and bumper book of crossword puzzles.
You’ll find this portable urinal in all of those handy catalogues which stock ingeniously useless things. Go on – treat yourselves.