Hapless Geoff dropped a bollock as soon as he hooked up with this harpy.

This cringe-inducing story (below) has been doing the rounds on email since appearing on the BBC story.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

Look around your office. Chances are you’ll see male colleague checking his email, then wincing and crossing his legs.

After manually removing one of her ex boyfriend’s testicles in a fit of pique, jilted Amanda Monti was hauled in to court, where she bleated: “This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life.”

Aw diddums. I wonder how much anguish it caused to victim Geoffrey Jones? I doubt he’ll ever sleep properly again after a trauma like that. And he’s always going to be know as Geoff Jones who lost one of his stones.

Thank god it was a bloke on the bench at Liverpool Crown Court. Judge Charles James sentenced this harpy to two and half years.

I fear a female judge would have ordered  community service - probably sending Monti to provide an unnerving welcome to patients a the local vasectomy clinic.